Twilight with a Twist of Olivia Munn
You talk like someone from old history… Olivia Munn is well known as being the host of G4’s Attack of the Show and also known for being the focal point of many adolescent geek’s wet dreams. Ms. Munn is...
View ArticleOh Snap! Blood Tastes Like Fruit Punch!
Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Count Chocula… Unfortunately, vampires are the shit right now. The good ole days of Nosferatu and Bram Stoker seems long gone and I can’t really seem to get into the whole...
View ArticleWTF… Fleshlights Helps You “Hook Up” with a Vampire (NSFW)
The Fleshlight WITH BITE! The vampire popularity has officially crossed the line. Due to the insane fanfare of Twilight and Vampire Diaries, people are producing anything and everything that they can...
View ArticleCover Girls: Alice Cullen Graces the Cover of Maxim
Forget Bella. Screw Team Edward and Jacob. I’m all about Alice Cullen. I admit it. I saw the first Twilight movie at a midnight screening. I didn’t go because I was a fanatic of the Stephanie Meyer’s...
View ArticleTwilight Jacob Black Barbie Scares Me…
The chaotic event called the Twilight New Moon movie release is upon us and the massive amount of Twilight themed merchandise releasing this month is violently beating us on our heads. Earlier this...
View ArticleOMGWTFBBQ: Pervert Bites 17 Year Old Girl in the Neck During New Moon Screening
Bravo Norton Shores, Michigan! Bravo! During last weekends mad rush to theatres by fangirls and fanboys to see New Moon, an incident occurred in a local theatre in Norton Shores. During a screening of...
View ArticleNew Moon: Hi, I’m Tom Cruise and I’m Auditioning for the Role of Eddie Cullen.
Let’s face it. New Moon is the most popular movie right now. It’s pretty obvious that actors/actresses are dying to be in the movie. People just want a small sip from the cash cow that is Twilight. It...
View ArticleTwilight Crap: You Can Now Buy Bella Swan’s Engagement Ring
OH. MY. GAWD. WTHell is this?! Twitards got their first look at Bella’s engagement ring from Edward Cullen in the new Twilight: Eclipse trailer. Well, author Stephanie Meyers and Infinite Jewelry Co....
View ArticleThe Correct Way to Cover Up a Tattoo of Edward Cullen
What happens when you’re drunk, stupid, and have terrible friends? You end up making a bet that ends up with you getting a fucking tattoo of Edward fucking Cullen from ‘Twilight’. What do you do when...
View ArticleYou Can Own Edward Cullen’s Sex Pillow From ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ For...
How big of a ‘Twilight’ fan are you? Big enough that you would shell out 3,000 buckaroos for a trashed pillow from ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part Uno’? Well, if you aren’t aware of the whole...
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